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I Don’t Like Flakes

flakesRaiding for the purpose of progression at any difficulty is a time commitment–at least, if you intend to be even moderately successful at it.

Experience and consistency go a long way in re-clearing farm content and killing new bosses in a timely manner. It’s not everything, but it’s definitely something.

When you flake out of your raid group, you’re being a selfish prick. There, I said it, and I’m not taking it back.

Am I saying that you shouldn’t quit when you’re tired of playing? That you shouldn’t back out when something in real-life supersedes in-game shenanigans? Of course not. But there are ways to handle these situations and still be considerate to the rest of your raid group.

The worst way to handle it? Stop showing up. That’s it–if your goal is to try to set your raid team back and be labeled a flake, that’s all you have to do. Easy, right?

If you are part of a raid team and you have real-life get in the way, tell someone. That’s it. Two seconds. “Hey, man, deal with itI’m really sorry, but my cat just developed super powers and is being taken to a private testing facility for magical creatures and I have to go with him. I won’t be available for the next few weeks.”

Granted, whether or not I believe your cat is teleporting around your living room is questionable, but hey, at least you told me.

If you decide you’re tired of playing/burnt out/not having fun anymore, warn your team and give us some time to find a replacement. “I just can’t get excited about the game anymore. I hate logging in and I’d rather snort glass than kill these bosses again. I’ll stay for the next two weeks, but then I’m done.”

Granted, it’s not as easy as just flat not showing up, but it’s also a) less of a dick move, and b) leaving your bridges in tact. Which may, as it turns out, be handy to you if you decide to come back in the future.

I’m an old lady, guys. I gotta stick by at least a few of my old-lady principles, and this is one of them. I love corn flakes and frosted flakes and honey-bunches-of-oats flakes (no, that’s a lie, I like the clusters). I don’t like raid flakes.

sad kitty

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The Off Days

Even for those of us who love to raid, not every day is a raid day. So what do you do when you aren’t raiding?

Here are my top 3 ways to spend the off days:

1. Hop Around Aimlessly in My Garrison.

Slash Two

This usually includes chatting in guild, trade, mumble, or skype. It always includes undue stress on my spacebar.

2. Visit Goldshire Inn on Moon Guard.

<road warriorz lol>

For science.

3. Play Badly on My Alts.


Just like Playing Badly on My Main, but now with 100% more bad.

Progress Update

<Check Please> is now 6/7 Mythic and working on the man himself, Imperator Mar’gok. Bring the pain, Imperator; my body is ready.

Mythic Ko'ragh

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Warlords So Far: The Little Things

PEPEEven the commander needs to sleepFeels like homeImma StatueGet it, it's a fish hat. For fishing. Burn Baby Burn

Amber & Livster, the Ladies

Chirp ChirpAnd here we watch as the majestic moonkin takes flight...


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AskMrRobot Giveaway!


Hey, guys!

In celebration of Blizzcon, Warlords of Draenor, and all things World of Warcraft, AskMrRobot has given me a few free Premium codes to give away. If you’ve been curious about those extra AMR features but aren’t sure about subscribing, now’s the chance to check it out for free!

We’re going to bid a fond (or not so fond, for some!) farewell to Mists of Pandaria as we move into the new old Outland.

To enter my giveaway, follow me on Twitter (@battlechicken) or Tumblr (, post a screenshot of your favorite place in Mists of Pandaria, and tag it with #tlbcfarewellpandaria.

In 1 week, I’ll choose a few of the submitted screenshots at random and contact you with the information.

Farewell, Pandaria–bring on Blizzcon & Warlords of Draenor!


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Something Something PATCH DAY

Pre-Script: I still get a lot of traffic from the Noobkin to Boomkin days, so if you play a moonkin and you’re out looking for info for Patch 6.0 & WoD, here are a couple of resources to get you headed in the right direction: Icy-Veins Balance Druid Guide 6.0, Wrath Calcs, and Moonfarespam: The Moonkin Guide. Good luck out there! 

Good morning, men and women of Azeroth. How goes it on this fine patch day? I don’t know about you all, but I looked at my launcher, saw that realms will be back up at 11AM Pacific, and laughed. Sure they will, Blizz; sure they will.

What I Did

Yesterday was a flurry of people trying to get things accomplished. Waiting until the last minute is never a good idea, and there were so many people working to get that last Garrosh kill or Challenge Modes or Brawler’s Guild–Trade Chat on my alt’s server (Sargeras Alliance side) was twice as active as normal, and that’s saying something.

So what have I done this expansion?

  • Clearing Heroic Siege (uh, duh). The guild I was in until a few months ago had never cleared a Heroic tier while it was still relevant content, and it took going 10-man, but we got it done.
  • Challenge Modes. Three of my characters are sporting their CM sets. Granted, one of them I am not really responsible for, but the other two were completely legit, if not necessarily ideal (moonkin in CM…hahahaha, suckas).
  • Brawler’s Guild. I can’t lie, I think Brawler’s Guild is a lot of fun, and I’m still glad I bought the invitation even when it was expensive. I look forward to Season 2, as well!

There were a lot more things: the legendary quest chain, reputations, dailies, the Timeless Isle, farming. Think back to those first few months when we were making daily groups to go out and slaughter mogu for the Golden Lotus, back when DMF trinkets and the inscription off-hands were still a major ordeal and everyone needed a scribe to make them.

Remember those first moments in Jade Forest? The first time we saw Valley of the Four Winds? Opening the Vale if you progressed through the quests? What about stepping into Mogu’shan Vaults and encountering the Quillen and Feng?

For all of the things people didn’t like about Mists of Pandaria, there were a lot of things to like, and I did.


What I Didn’t Do

Ah, yes; I had my own things I waited too long to try to accomplish, and I failed to get them complete. A little disappointing, but it’s my own fault for waiting and for not trying a little harder, so I certainly can’t get mad about it.

  • Proving Grounds. I waited until the past 2 weeks to get serious about PG, and it was too late for me. I went for damage on my mage (since moonkin wasn’t happening), but never made it past wave 20. Ah well, there’s always next time.
  • Brawler’s Guild Achievements. You know, it really pays to look at the entirety of an achievement before you start working on it. Then, maybe, you’ll realize that there’s a card you need that only comes out of the Darkmoon Faire before the day the DMF goes away for the last time. Collect Your Deck & Rabble Rabble Rabble remain unfinished for this season.

Overall, though, I did most of what I wanted to do before the patch, and I can’t complain about where things stand.

What I’m Going to Do

What’s the plan for today (assuming that servers come up sometime before 10pm my time)?

  • Prep my main. First things first. I have a few gem changes to make and a talent point or two to change. That’s priority one.
  • THE TOYBOX. Oh my gosh, I can’t WAIT. The bag space I’m going to get back from this is going to be amazing, and I am genuinely excited.
  • Void Storage. See previous.
  • Blasted Lands Quests. Because hello, your very own mini Ironstar is pretty important, yes?
  • UBRS. Just because we can!
  • Mythic. See previous. :-P

What about you? What did you get done; not get done? What’s the very first thing you’re going to do when you log in today?


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Entitlement, Feats of Strength, & the Removal of In-Game Rewards

This is a lengthier discussion on something I posted on Twitter.

For some who read this, this is going to sound a little bit cold and maybe a touch heartless: you aren’t entitled to every achievement and mount in the game.

As 6.0 draws closer and closer, there’s a small cacophony going on in a few segments of the WoW community. I’ve seen it on the official forums, Twitter, and let me assure you, I’ve seen it a lot in-game. Trade chat, whispers, ignores–you name it, I’ve experienced it.

This outburst is related to the fact that there are many things that will be unobtainable after 6.0/Warlords. The two that spring to mind most quickly are the legendary cloak and the Normal & Heroic Garrosh achievements and their accompanying titles/mount. While the reasons stated for the request are often different, the statement itself is always the same: “Don’t remove them, I should be able to acquire them once they are no longer content.”

Let’s just stop right there for a second and talk about a good word: achievement.

Don't judge me.

Don’t judge me.

Of course, most of us who play WoW relate that word to the blingy bling that pops up when we do something cool (or sometimes ridiculous, stupid, tedious, and seriously-what-were-you-THINKING-with-this-one-Blizzard).

  1. 1.
    a thing done successfully, typically by effort, courage, or skill.
    “to reach this stage is a great achievement”

That is a stellar, 10-point word.

When I raid and we down bosses, it’s an achievement, an accomplishment. It is a thing we have done successfully with effort and skill. We put time and energy and practice and skill into raiding and we are rewarded for our efforts with gear, achievements, titles, and mounts.

But everyone has different interests and skills in WoW, and while they often cross over (and some people are just boss at everything, P.S., I both love you and despise you), usually each player will have a focus–a thing that they like to do and are good at doing.

Though there are MANY examples of this, the most obvious to mention in relation to raiding is PvP. Some people are amazing at PvP. When they build up their rank and their points, when they win arena after arena or rated battleground after rated battleground, they also experience achievement. They also receive rewards of gear, achievements, titles, and mounts.

You know what? I will never see those high-level PvP rewards. I don’t love PvP the way I love to raid. What little skill I have is focused on PvE, and that leaves PvP mostly out of reach for me. And you know what? That’s okay. I don’t expect to receive the rewards PvPers do. That’s their skill, and I am impressed. More power to them!

PvP? Nah, I'm good.

In the same way, there are those who will never see the Heroic raiding achievements, mounts, and titles. They’ll never have the highest level of raiding gear. And that should be okay, too.

Whatever you do in this game, whatever you’re skilled at, you have something available that allows you to say, “HEY, HERE I AM, THIS IS WHAT I’M GOOD AT!” PvE, PvP, pet battles/collections, reputation, professions, quests, leveling, even gold-making. I’ll never have the high-level PvP rewards, I’ll never have the best archaeology rewards (my eyes are bleeding just thinking about it), and I’ll definitely never see any awesome pet battle achievements.

But I have Heroic Siege under my belt. I have the titles and the mounts and the gear. It’s what I’m almost good at, it’s where I get my rewards.

Iron Juggernaut

I guess here’s where my issue with those who are making an uproar over the removal of these achievements: if you aren’t a raider and you haven’t put the time and effort into raiding, why do you feel entitled to the rewards of that section of the game?

It’s okay to be a little envious or a little disappointed that you’re not going to get something you want, but instead of dwelling on it, enjoy what you do well. Enjoy the aspect of the game you like. Put all of your effort and time into that thing and become the BEST at that thing. Get all of the rewards for that thing. I won’t expect to get the rewards from the thing you’re amazing at. Please don’t get angry about not getting the rewards from the thing I’m good at.

Addendum: When this comes up in Trade chat, the next message is usually, “But you sell Heroic Garrosh for gold, doesn’t that ruin the special-ness?” Well, I’d say that the people who spend their time, effort, and energy making butt-tons (yes, that’s an official measurement) of gold are allowed to spend that gold how they wish–gold-making IS their skill, and their reward for their effort is being able to buy whatever they want most, be it an insanely expensive pet, mount, PvP rating, or PvE achievements. 

Seriously, though, 800k gold for a Spectral Tiger? I’ll pass!


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Let It Ride: And That’s How He Lost His Shirt

As I’ve mentioned before, the end of an expansion tends to lead to shenanigans–the boredom is real, and when the primary things that keep you logging in are raids and friends, there’s a lot of downtime.

In the downtime, we come up with things to do, like gambling. It turns out that there are quite a few of us in <Check Please> who are addictive personality types, willing to risk (for some of us) literally every gold we have on the chance of a big win against our guildies.

Last night, in a series of rolls that started while we waited for people to log in after the server crashed and carried on in the Shrine a good hour after raid, there were big winners and uh, well, big losers. A particular gnome warlock walked away with at least 400k more than he started with, a few of us were up by a decent amount, and then there were these two lovely gamblers:

Romfax & Blunders


Both of them lost at least 100k each (probably closer to 200k). Ouch! If you see a shirtless, practically pantless night elf begging in the Shrine, please have compassion. I’ve thrown gold away on some stupid stuff, but if I lose all my gold in a roll, that will officially be the stupidest. Thankfully, I ended last night ahead by 25k!

What have you lost gold on that made you/facepalm in retrospect, and how are you handling the end-of-expansion boredom?


Before the question comes up, gambling in-game is not against the ToS, but advertising or publicly running a game is–as we only do this privately within our raid group, it’s in the clear–except for all that gold we’re losing. 

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